Halloween a time for trick or treating!!! Boo!

Just want to wish everyone a safe and Happy Halloween!!! I cant wait for everyone to post pictures of them selves in there costumes fun fun fun!!! Have a great day and be safe! did i spell selves wrong because it looks way wrong but spell check didn't pick it up? let me know please...I know Reena will tell me :)
Happy Halloween!

More Jokes!

A priest offered a nun a lift.She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his and slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.' Moral of the Story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Q: What is the difference between a pigeon and a stock broker?
A: The pigeon can still make a deposit on a Ferrari.

A little girl asked her father: 'How did the human race appear?' The father answered, 'God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so mankind was made.'Later the girl asked her mother the same question. The mother answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'The confused girl returned to her father and said, 'Dad, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Mom said they developed from monkeys?'The father answered, 'Well, Dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family, and your mother told you about hers.

On their first night together, the newly weds decided to set up signals concerning their "urges". The lady said "If you want it, squeeze my BOOB once, if you don't want it, squeeze my BOOB twice."The gent said "OK, if you want it, pull my DONG once, if you don't want it, pull my DONG 48 times."

Jokes

This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, 'What did you steal?' She replied, 'A can of peaches.'The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.The judge then said, 'I will then give you 6 days in jail.' Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. The judge said, 'What is it?' The husband said, 'She also stole a can of peas.'

A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood.Suddenly he realized there was a couple making love out on the lawn. Then he noticed another couple over behind a tree. Then another couple behind some bushes by the house.He walked up to the door of the house, and knocked. A well dressed woman answered the door, and the man asked what kind of a place this was."This is a brothel", replied the madam."Well, what's all this out on the lawn?" queried the man."Oh, we're having a yard sale today."

A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help."If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" he asked her.The secretary replied, "Everything but my earrings."

BIRTHDAYS

Happy Birthday
Toni
Letty
Bonnie
Cassie
Jamie
who else is in October?
What a great month!!!!
Thanks for the birthday wishes..........................

Hope Terence is having fun in Disneyland.

Shay, are you going to assign dishes for us to bring for Thanksgiving????????????????????

October Birthdays

Happy birthday Aunt Debbie!!! And all you others who have October birthdays! We hope the year is filled with joy!
Love, Your Family

Good ol' times

Hello family! This is Tavia. So I was looking through pictures at mom and dads house and found some that I thought you all might enjoy! So here is goes:

Grandma and Grandpa

Mom(Toni)and Dad(Leland) at a dance

Mom and Dad Dateing

Dad on Wedding day

Dad and Grandma

Dad Golfing

Family

Dad, Grandma, Grandpa on wedding day

Well thats all I have so I hope you all enjoy!

Thanksgiving!!

I just wanted to say that the little get together at Uncle Terence's was great! He made some awesome burgers and we all enjoyed each other's company. We also decided that Thanksgiving this year will be at my house. Yes, this is Shay. I think it will be fun but you will all have to bring something. I'm not really good at doing the whole dinner myself yet. Give me a few more years though and I'll be a pro. So that is kind of what is going on. Love you all and hope all is well.

I"M FREE

I'm Free,
I was layed off from Autoliv after 15 years + of service.
It was a hard day today. Saying goodbye to so many great friends.
But we will keep in touch through e-mail. Oh how wonderful is e-mail.
I couldn't believe how many people came into my office while the security gaurd stood gaurd over me emptying my desk drawers watching so i wouldn't take anything that was company priority. Like i would want it anyway. He even took my discs to have them checked out and then they will mail them to me.
Anyway, So many people came in and gave me a big hug and so many tears were shed, I can't believe it.
Even some people i wouldn't expect it from.
But that is the way it goes.
I have a training class to help me get my resume updated and learn how to interview.
It's a competitive world out there and I am afraid of what is ahead.

But i guess it is time to learn something new.

Thank goodness for Doyle. He has been my rock. He thinks it is great. Now we can go play and have fun.............................Maybe for a few weeks.

So if you hear of any great jobs out there. Let me know.............I'm looking.

Have a great day everyone.
Life is good.
Love all of you
Deb