More Jokes!

A priest offered a nun a lift.She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his and slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.' Moral of the Story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Q: What is the difference between a pigeon and a stock broker?
A: The pigeon can still make a deposit on a Ferrari.

A little girl asked her father: 'How did the human race appear?' The father answered, 'God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so mankind was made.'Later the girl asked her mother the same question. The mother answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'The confused girl returned to her father and said, 'Dad, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Mom said they developed from monkeys?'The father answered, 'Well, Dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family, and your mother told you about hers.

On their first night together, the newly weds decided to set up signals concerning their "urges". The lady said "If you want it, squeeze my BOOB once, if you don't want it, squeeze my BOOB twice."The gent said "OK, if you want it, pull my DONG once, if you don't want it, pull my DONG 48 times."